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"Hey, fella, you're knocking it back a bit," observed one, a tallish man of my own age in a flashy bright blue suit.

"Mind your own ruddy business," I said rudely.

"Aren't you from Inskip's?" he asked.

"Yea… Inskip's… bloody Inskip's…" I picked up the third glass. I had a hard head for whisky, which was going down on top of a deliberately heavy meal. I reckoned I could stay sober a long time after I would be expected to be drunk; but the act had to be put on early, while the audience were still sober enough themselves to remember it clearly afterwards.

"Eleven sodding quid," I told them savagely, 'that's all you get for sweating your guts out seven days a week. "

It struck a note with some of them, but Blue-suit said, "Then why spend it on whisky?"

"Why bloody not? It's great stuff gives you a kick. And, by God, you need something in this job."

Blue-suit said to Grits, "Your mate's got an outsized gripe."

"Well…" said Grits, his face anxious, "I suppose he has had a lot of extra jobs this week, come to think…"

"You're looking after horses they pay thousands for and you know damn well that the way you ride and groom them and look after them makes a hell of a lot of difference to whether they win or not, and they grudge you a decent wage…" I finished the third whisky, hiccupped and said, "It's bloody unfair."

The bar was filling up, and from the sight of them and from what I could catch of their greetings to each other, at least half the customers were in some way connected with racing. Bookmakers' clerks and touts as well as stable lads the town was stuffed with them, and the dance had been put on to attract them. A large amount of liquor began disappearing down their collective throats, and I had to catch the barman on the wing to serve my fourth double whisky in fifteen minutes.

I stood facing a widening circle with the glass in my hand, and rocked slightly on my feet.

"I want," I began. What on earth did I want? I searched for the right phrases.

"I want… a motor-bike. I want to show a bird a good time.

And go abroad for a holiday. and stay in a swank hotel and have them running about at my beck and call. and drink what I like. and maybe one day put a deposit on a house. and what chance do I have of any of these? I'll tell you. Not a snowball's hope in hell. You know what I got in my pay packet this morning. Seven pounds and fourpence. "

I went on and on grousing and complaining, and the evening wore slowly away. The audience drifted and changed, and I kept it up until I was fairly sure that all the racing people there knew there was a lad of Inskip's who yearned for more money, preferably in large amounts. But even Grits, who hovered about with an unhappy air throughout it all and remained cold sober himself, didn't seem to notice that I got progressively drunker in my actions while making each drink last longer than the one before.

Eventually, after I had achieved an artistic lurch and clutch at one of the pillars. Grits said loudly in my ear, "Clan, I'm going now and you'd better go too, or you'll miss the last bus, and I shouldn't think you could walk back, like you are."

"Huh?" I squinted at him. Blue-suit had come back and was standing just behind him.

"Want any help getting him out?" he asked Grits. Grits looked at me disgustedly, and I fell against him, putting my arm round his shoulders: I definitely did not want the sort of help Blue-suit looked as though he might give.

"Grits, me old pal, if you say go, we go." We set off for the door, followed by Blue-suit, me staggering so heavily that I pushed Grits sideways. There were by this time a lot of others having difficulty in walking a straight line, and the queue of lads which waited at the bus stop undulated slightly like an ocean swell on a calm day. I grinned in the safe darkness and looked up at the sky, and thought that if the seeds I had sown in all directions bore no fruit there was little doping going on in British racing.

I may not have been drunk, but I woke the next morning with a shattering headache, just the same: all in a good cause, I thought, trying to ignore the blacksmith behind my eyes.

Sparking Plug ran in his race and lost by half a length. I took the opportunity of saying aloud on the lads' stand that there was the rest of my week's pay gone down the bloody drain.

Colonel Beckett patted his horse's neck in the cramped unsaddling enclosure and said casually to me, "Better luck next time, eh? I've sent you what you wanted, in a parcel." He turned away and resumed talking to Inskip and his jockey about the race.

We all went back to Yorkshire that night, with Grits and me sleeping most of the way on the benches in the back of the horse box.

He said reproachfully as he lay down, "I didn't know you hated it at Inskip's and I haven't seen you drunk before either."

"It isn't the work. Grits, it's the pay." I had to keep it Up.

"Still there are some who are married and have kids to keep on what you were bleating about." He sounded disapproving, and indeed my behaviour must have affected him deeply, because he seldom spoke to me after that night.

There was nothing of interest to report to October the following afternoon, and our meeting in the gully was brief. He told me, however, that the information then in the post from Beckett had been collected by eleven keen young officer cadets from Aldershot who had been given the task as an initiative exercise, and told they were in competition with each other to see which of them could produce the most comprehensive report of the life of his allotted horse. A certain number of questions those I had suggested were outlined for them.

The rest had been left to their own imagination and detective ability, and October said Beckett had told him they had used them to the full.

I returned down the hill more impressed than ever with the Colonel's staff work, but not as staggered as when the parcel arrived the following day. Wally again found some wretched job for me to do in the afternoon, so that it was not until after the evening meal, when half the lads had gone down to Slaw, that I had an opportunity of taking the package up to the dormitory and opening it. It contained 237 numbered typewritten pages bound into a cardboard folder, like the manuscript of a book, and its production in the space of one week must have meant a prodigious effort not only from the young men themselves, but from the typists as well. The information was given in note form for the most part, and no space had anywhere been wasted in flowing prose: it was solid detail from cover to cover.

Mrs. AUnut's voice floated up the stairs.

"Clan, come down and fetch me a bucket of coal, will you please?"

I thrust the typescript down inside my bed between the sheets, and went back to the warm, communal kitchen-living-room where we ate and spent most of our spare time. It was impossible to read anything private there, and my life was very much supervised from dawn to bedtime; and the only place I could think of where I could concentrate uninterruptedly on the typescript was the bathroom. Accordingly that night I waited until all the lads were asleep, and then went along the passage and locked myself in, ready to report an upset stomach if anyone should be curious.

It was slow going: after four hours I had read only half. I got up stiffly, stretched, yawned, and went back to bed. Nobody stirred. The following night, as I lay waiting for the others to go to sleep so that I could get back to my task, I listened to them discussing the evening that four of them had spent in Slaw.

"Who's that fellow who was with Soupy?" asked Grits.

"I haven't seen him around before."

"He was there last night too," said one of the others.

"Queer sort of bloke."

"What was queer about him?" asked the boy who had stayed behind, he watching the television while I in an armchair caught up on some sleep.

"I dunno," said Grits.

"His eyes didn't stay still, like."

"Sort of as if he was looking for someone," added another voice.

Paddy said firmly from the wall on my right, "You just all keep clear of that chap, and Soupy too. I'm telling you. People like them are no good."

"But that chap, that one with that smashing gold tie, he bought us a round, you know he did. He can't be too bad if he bought us a round"

Paddy sighed with exasperation that anyone could be so simple.

"If you'd have been Eve, you'd have eaten the apple as soon as look at it.

You wouldn't have needed a serpent. "

"Oh well," yawned Grits.

"I don't suppose he'll be there tomorrow. I heard him say something to Soupy about time getting short."

They muttered and murmured and went to sleep, and I lay awake in the dark thinking that perhaps I had just heard something very interesting indeed. Certainly a trip down to the pub was indicated for the following evening.

With a wrench I stopped my eyes from shutting, got out of my warm bed, repaired again to the bathroom, and read for another four hours until I had finished the typescript. I sat on the bathroom floor with my back against the wall and stared sightlessly at the fixtures and fittings. There was nothing, not one single factor, that occurred in the life histories of all of the eleven microscopically investigated horses. No common denominator at all. There were quite a few things which were common to four or five but not often the same four or five like the make of saddles their jockeys used, the horse cube nuts they were fed with, or the auction rings they had been sold in: but the hopes I had had of finding a sizeable clue in those packages had altogether evaporated. Cold, stiff, and depressed, I crept back to bed.

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